Tuesday, November 30, 2004

The best line EVER from a dubbed telenovela:

Kung hindi nyo rin lang tutuparin ang mga pangarap ko, bigyan nyo na lang ako ng mayaman na boyfriend.
The universe appreciates honesty.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

I have a new phone. Finally.
Just a 7210, but I needed to retire my 3310 so...
I don't need something complicated, I just want something that works - and isn't completely embarassing.

Also, I like finding little bits of info I can amuse myself with. For example:

Now that Michael Phelps is in rehab or wherever and no one speaks of Ian Thorpe and his size 17 feet any more, our money's on Grant Hackett to become the Apparently Heterosexual Professional Swimmer Most Likely To Be Fetishized As A Gay Lust Object.
Then Roxy texts me: Pedro on TV tonight. Watch him.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Bakit ba sa lahat ng tao, ikaw pa? Bakit hindi na lang iba?
Punyemas naman, kung kailan naayos na buhay ko, dadating ka.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

...Nothing lasts,
Life goes on,
Full of surprises.

You'll be faced with problems of all shapes and sizes.
You're going to have to make a few compromises...
For now...

For now we're healthy.
For now we're employed.
For now we're happy...
If not overjoyed.
And we'll accept the things we cannot avoid, for now...

But only for now! (For now)
Only for now! (For now)
Only for now! (For now)
Only for now!

Only for now!
(For now there's life!)
Only for now!
(For now there's love!)
Only for now!
(For now there's work!)
For now there's happiness!
But only for now!
(For now discomfort!)
Only for now!
(For now there's friendship!)
Only for now (For now!)
Only for now!

Only for now! (Sex!)
Is only for now! (Your hair!)
Is only for now! (George Bush!)
Is only for now!

Don't stress,
Let life roll off your backs
Except for death and paying taxes,
Everything in life is only for now!

Each time you smile...
...Only for now

For now
Avenue Q

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

You know you've gone through your version of circular evolution when you, at 27, begin taking life cues from puppets. Again.

What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.

But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the human race.

  • What Do You Do With A B.A. In English?
  • Avenue Q

    Thank you, Kim

  • Thursday, November 11, 2004

    Kim is convinced that my yelling at her team affects their standing.

    I yelled at them three times.
    They won three times.
    I stopped yelling.
    They stopped winning.

    See a pattern evolving here?

    I still don't know anything about football (soccer to you Yanks), but I do know that Rooney looks like Shrek, Ruud looks like Donkey, Sir Alex looks like the Fairy Godmother, and then there's Totti who looks like Lord Faarquad.

    Also, the players have the most beautiful bodies. Smith, Esgee, gorgeous John, Amiar, o sige na - nga even Beckfuck. Even the coaches are cute! Mourinho, anyone? I'm not a football snob, I just watch it for the men. And those incidences when you see the players scratching their privates in front of a live audience.

    Football is fun.
    Even when you don't understand it.

    Friday, November 05, 2004

    Things that fall into the I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up If I Tried category:

  • I was watching the news last night and there was this video clip showing a Taiwanese man who entered the lion pit of some zoo. No, he wasn't a keeper for the zoo nor was he suicidal. You want to know what he wanted to do with the lions? He wanted to convert them into Christianity. I am so NOT kidding. He's still whole, but the lions sort of swatted at him and nipped at his arm.

    The zookeepers said that it was a good thing the lions already ate.
    I say, malas.

  • Front page on todays PDI - Moral Values Won The Vote.
    Ex-fucking-cuse me?
    The man was endorsed by the KKK.

    Jelica and I were talking about who we would vote for if we were Americans.
    Bush, Kerry or Nader.

    We said we'd vote for GMA.

  • Monday, November 01, 2004

    Someone was paid a visit by the US Secret Service because of something she wrote on her LJ.

    Holy Mary, Mother of God.