Tuesday, April 27, 2004

One of these days I will pass out from heat stroke.

Then I will sue the sun for attempted murder.

Monday, April 26, 2004

I have a huge red pimple on my forehead.
The kind that screams out SUPER SPECIAL SIOPAO ASADO.


Who else signed up for Gmail?

Friday, April 23, 2004

It's a Friday!
You know what that means, right?


Absolutely nothing.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Happy Birthday, Ling.
21 is a milestone.

You started off being a self-centered brat (I truly hated you for several years) and now you're just the most awesome young woman I know.

I'm sorry I won't be at the dinner tonight, but I'll make it up to you - I always do naman, di ba?

Happy Birthday.
Ate loves you.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Go here. I'm not kidding. Visit the link and read EVERYTHING.

Then scroll down and read some more.

Proceed to your nearest catholic priest for an exorcism.

Monday, April 19, 2004

I don't know how they do it.

Newsreaders have a more difficult job than I initially thought. I mean, how do you keep a straight face when the entire show goes to hell in a teeny handbasket? I would not be able to manage - I'd be the first one to buckle.

Sunday, April 18, 2004

I can't do anything right by him.

That bastard.

Friday, April 16, 2004

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want (though I reserve the right to not answer, or to answer evasively). Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including me) to ask you anything.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Oregon county bans all marriage

PORTLAND, Oregon (Reuters) -- In a new twist in the battle over same-sex marriage roiling the United States, a county in Oregon has banned all marriages -- gay and heterosexual -- until the state decides who can and who cannot wed.

I can't decide whether to laugh or cheer.

Do you guys know of anyone who lives in or near this county???

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

I want a dog.
A big, playful, rambunctious golden retriever.

Dogster did this to me.




Tuesday, April 13, 2004

All I wanted was a phone.
So I go online and wail to Roxy.

She calls a friend and now we have the entire Nokia technology and support team (from Calabasas - do you guys know what a Calabasa in the PI is?) listening to our MSN conversations.

Hello guys.
I want the Ryan Seacrest phone.

Will someone please comment here????
Thank you.

Monday, April 12, 2004

All the guys I've ever liked (AND never liked me in return - I have to put that disclaimer in there) have terrible, horrible, deplorable taste in women. I swear to God (HAPPY EASTER!!!). The kind that makes you want to bathe in holy water.

Their relationships always start with the usual "I love her so much / she's my best friend / she's my angel / I-want-you-I-need-you-oh-baby-oh-baby" BS, but then a few months later. pfft. They break up. It's true. And then the girl ends up showing her true colors. I do my little happy dance because I'm vindicated, and then I want to hunt down the guy and walk up and down his street wearing a shirt with I TOLD YOU SO printed on it.


My point is, if you've ever believed yourself to be one of the guys I'm mooning over and you've never paid ME any attention, leave your name and address in the comment thingy below so I can wear my special shirt when I come up and meet you.

Revenge is best served with a sense of humor.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

I just had halo-halo :)

Cravings are satisfied. I don't want to eat anymore.

Agnes, sana sumagot dito si kras ano?

Friday, April 02, 2004

Naiinggit na ako kay Jasmine Trias.
Gusto ko na rin maglagay ng bulaklak sa tenga ko.

Kakalbuhin ko yung puno ng kalachuchi sa baba.