Wednesday, March 31, 2004

I have to say this once a year: I hate taxes filling out my tax forms.

I don't pay anything this year (hooray!) but filling those forms out - in TRIPLICATE! - is killer.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Just so you guys know- we are equally at risk.

Important Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that: "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be Shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

Friday, March 26, 2004

The primary religion in this office is


Thursday, March 25, 2004

Ngayon naniniwala na ako. Marami ngang bobo sa bansang 'yun.

Tama ka BatJay.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Are you sure you guys don't want to win CDs?
You won't spend anything for entries and the prizes are completely hitch-free :)


Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Thanks to Ala's blog, I found the name of the vegetarian restaurant I was hunting for: GREEN'S along Sct. Tuazon. I'll be going there soon.

And Camden? The photo on your blog is disturbing...

Monday, March 22, 2004

I want that.

Preferably in blue, because I'm not a pink girl. Although I do want a pink Jelly Kelly. I saw one in Greenhills which I will buy as soon as I decide on whether it is worth more than going to EK with my hunnies.

If you don't know who Marites is, go here and laugh your ass off.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Meron ba ditong may alam kung nasaan yung vegetarian restaurant na nasa isa don sa mga Scout streets? Nakakasawa nang kumain ng karne e. Hindi naman nagbabago ang lasa.


Pauline, for whatever it's worth, I love you.

Nicked off Camden:
*which I will answer in full later because I'm restless.

The Idea and The Rules
* 21 categories exist.
* Choose a song for each one.
* Each song must be by a different artist.
* You may opt to alter the wording of one category. The new category must be somehow related to the old one.
* For an added challenge, make the total playing time of your mix under 80 minutes.
* This odd assortment of tunes will create a "Frankenstein mix."
Choose a song...
1. from the last CD you purchased - Oceano, from Joshie's Closer
2. labeled blues or "the blues"
3. that gets you going in the morning - Hot Fudge
4. that's romantic -
5. that's one of the first you remember hearing
6. you discovered from a film
7. from your favorite band or artist
8. from a band or artist that you don't really like except for this song
9. that's a lullabye
10. that makes you laugh
11. that's a really good cover version
12. that reminds you of school days
13. from an artist that you are embarrassed to admit you like
14. that's FUNKY!
15. for those quiet rainy nights
16. that no matter when you hear it, it makes you feel good
17. with the word "Look" in the title
18. from a member of the Dead Rocker's Society
19. that is your favorite from Elvis
20. randomly, that you feel fits
21. by or about Johnny Cash/that gives you that old country feeling

Friday, March 19, 2004

I finally got myself a new template.
This one is by Alee Designs. For the summer that is already here.

Nice 'no?

Thank you to Deb and Vikki and Andrea :)

Thursday, March 18, 2004

I just got this book, Letters From A Nut, written by a man named Ted L. Nancy.

One of the letters in the book go:

Dear Nordstron Dept Stores,

I am a regular shopper at your Nordstrom store in Glendale. In the last few weeks I have noticed that a new mannequin you have out in the store looks just like my deceased neighbor...It looks like the neighbor I was friendly with.

...Is it possible to buy this mannequin (after its use) so I may present it to my neighbor's family? They would think this would be a VERY sentimental gesture. I think his co-workers would also like to have him remembered, so having him "there" would be good, therapeutic behavior for all.

...Thank you, Nordstrom, for being a store that cares about its customers. I am a long time shopper. I keep lots of things in your Nordstrom bags. Fishing gear, etc. I have a garage full of Nordstrom bags full of old shoes, wire hangers, etc. That's how I know i've been to your store so much. Let me know about the mannequin. This family is in some need of good loving. This will help!

Ted L. Nancy

I want to meet this guy.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

And the moral of the story is: WHEN IN DOUBT, IT'S A BLOG.

Does anyone know of a good place that has free templates for Blogger?
I need a change.

Sunday, March 14, 2004

...I am the one
who stirs it up everytime
I am the one
who never knows how close she is
I am the one
who’d rather be dead than confess
I am the one
trying to be good, wanting to be bad and so on...

Do youself a favor and download anything by D'sound.

Friday, March 12, 2004

Self-doubt is a killer.

If this job were given to someone else, I'm sure that s/he will do an outstanding job of putting down the words. However...

Oooooh shite.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Roxanne got into med school.

My best friend is about to make her dreams come true.

I am bragging and I will rub it in.
She rocks.

So there.


Laugh along with me.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Head down, nose clean (and to the grindstone).

My Chinese horoscope had better be right.

Monday, March 08, 2004

I'm not 5-foot nothing after all.
Paula Abdul is 5'2". Li'l Kim is 4'11".

I'm 5'4".

I don't care if I never lose weight. Height matters.
So there.

Friday, March 05, 2004

The Passion of The Christ - March 31st.

Maski na alam kong madudurog ang puso ko pag pinanood ko 'to, go pa rin.

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Punyemas ang init sa Pilipinas.

March just started and already it feels like a furnace. All I have to do is walk out the central-air-conditioned bliss of my office to feel like I'm being enveloped by a warm, wet terry-cloth towel.

Oh, and remember children, we still have April and May to look forward to. And have I mentioned that this is an ELECTION year?


Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Proven fact: a clean room will want to make you lie down and vegetate.

My room is so clean you can eat off the floor. I threw away tons of stuff, dusted, Pledge-d surfaces, waxed, emptied, purged, changed everything. It was 11pm when I ended, but it was worth it.

Now, because I think I have a slight case of OCD, I'm afraid to mess everything up so I overcompensate.
I sleep in the spare room.

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Nicked off someone on my LJ list.

So, say you were meeting a new person--blind date, new friend, who knows. And you wanted them to have some idea of what kind of person you are, and who you are. But you can't actually tell them in so many words. Instead, you have to give them a box, with a dozen things in it for them to look at/read/listen to/taste/whatever. What would you put in the box? And a copy of your journal or a link to your LJ would be the same thing as just telling them directly, yourself, so that's not allowed.