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Thursday, December 04, 2003

Question. Why won't Ben Affleck die?
In the movies that he's been in, people drop like my Chemistry grades. All of them die, but HE survives. [My sentence construction skills leave much to be desired, I admit.]

Armageddon.
Dogma.
Pearl Harbor.

He's unkillable! Even after Gigli.

In other Ben Affleck related news, Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant (daw).

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