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Thursday, November 06, 2003

Have you guys heard of the Porn Star Name Generator? It's like this: you take the name of your first pet (or favorite pet, whatever) for your first name, and the street where you grew up in as your last name. Oh play along, Humourless One, you know you want to know.

My porn star name is: Mouse Pajo.

Which proves - beyond reasonable doubt - that I have NO future in porn.
Damn.

[in my ears] No Such Thing - John Mayer

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