Thursday, October 02, 2003

This was posted on a blurty that is linked to mine.

quotable quotes from the war between Kris Aquino and Joey Marquez, courtesy of that fabulous drag queen, Melanie Marquez.

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Melanie: "My brother is not a girl, he is a gentleman."

Melanie: "That's why I'm a success, it's because I do not MIDDLE in other people's lives."
(may katwiran. hindi nga naman siya nanggigitna!)

Melanie: "Do not judge my brother, he is not a book!"
(and he is. . . . . ??)

Melanie: (in an angry and self-righteous tone) "i won't stoop down to my level!"
(dapat lang 'day! sa tangkad mong 'yan, bali ang likod mo!)

Melanie: (as angry as hell) "hello? bulag ka ba? bingi ka ba? (points to ear) are you DEP????"
(Hindi ah. . . shinampoo ko lang 'yan. . . )

Melanie: "yung std... baka sa maruming toilet lang nya nakuha yan."
(hmmm....may punto ..... kung autistic ka!!)

Melanie: (one of her best points yet) "eh ikaw ba naman durugin ang ari mo? pag di ba naman manutok ka ng baril?"
(this is a very popular observation of renowned psychologists. it's called the "mash the crotch, cock a gun" phenomenon)

naalala ko tuloy yung isa pa nyang comment noon ...

Melanie: "i don't eat meat. i'm not a carnival."
(but you sure create one each time you open your mouth, honey!)

She could just be the saving grace of this entire comedy.

[in my ears] If Tomorrow Never Comes - Ronan Keating


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